So remember the new Professor Buttface who I hate so much? Well I survived his class (gasp!). As a matter of fact, I got a fucking A. So if I got an A (which is a rare occurrence, believe me), how can I possibly have something to bitch about?
Well, earlier this semester, after having not attended any of his lectures for 2 consecutive weeks, I decided it was probably a good idea to switch the class to pass/fail. This way I only had to get a C and I could walk away unharmed. And being as the new Professor Buttface kept hyping up how hard the final exam was gonna be, I didn't want to risk hurting my GPA for a class that has no significance whatsoever. Like I'm not exaggerating, this guy made it sound like the final exam was going to be tougher than FFC roast beef. He told us "If you don't attend lecture, if you don't take good notes, or if you don't pay attention, YOU SHALL NOT PASS."
I heeded his warning. I don't have time to play games. Like if your final is going to be my death knell, that's cool because I took the appropriate precaution and switched your class to pass/fail. He promised our exam was going to be comprised of 6 essays and a short-answer section. He even gave us a list of 10 possible essay topics and it verbatim said "on the exam you will have to answer 6 of the following 10 questions." In reality, the exam had only 3 essays and just 2 short answer questions. Like seriously? This guy is simply a douchebag. Don't make us shit ourselves when you have no intention of actually fucking us. UGHHHH Thank God I never have to deal with this pathetic excuse for a teacher ever again. I only have 2 things to say to him:
