Late for Class

So the New Professor Buttface is super anal about us being on time for lecture.  Like if you come in the door one second past 11:00:00 AM EST he actually takes offense to it.  Like in his mind, his lecture is the only we live and breathe each day.  I'm sorry, but the only reason I'm thankful I didn't die in my sleep is for my morning cup of coffee - not your dumbass lecture.

But anyways, okay sure whatever you have a stick up your ass about us being on time.  That's not totally outrageous, albeit annoying as fuck.  What is outrageous is that this bastard then has the audacity to keep us 5 minutes longer after class time ended!!!  Like dude, you shit bricks when we're late to your class, and then you make us late for our next class.  This is literally the definition of karma.  Like dude how can you be mad at us for being late when you then go and do the same thing to the next professor?

 

This guy is just so pompous, like so what you have a PhD? It's in fucking philosophy, like let me know when you get your engineering degree and actually contribute something to the real world.  Please just swerve.