Life is too short for...

1. Taking the stairs.  Like seriously, stairs are so 1892.  Long live the elevator.
2. Separate shampoo and conditioner.  2-in-1 is literally the bees knees.
3. Ordering off the Dollar Menu.  Seriously doe, you might die tomorrow.  Get that Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
4. Going to class.  'Nuff said.
5. Diet soda.  Like you'll get hit by a bus before you get diabetes.  Drink that regular Coke.
6. Not using the snooze button.  Refer to #4.
7. Ordering the small size. Get that amazing America size Big Gulp.  Life is too short to be unsatisfied.
8. Removing USB safely.  Your PC will survive.  However a Mac might not.
9. Being fake.  Be yourself and maybe your time on this earth won't entirely suck.
10. Waiting.  You want a PS4?  Get it.  Life is too short to wait for a price drop.
11. Fear.  Talk to that cute boy you have a crush on - worst case scenario he thinks you're ugly / best case scenario he fucks you.  Life is too short not to try.