Have you ever taken a stroll around our scenic Homewood campus during the school week? If so, you have probably seen more basic bitches than most will see in their entire lifetime. Like foreal doe, Hopkins kids are more basic than Pepto Bismol.
As I was making a futile attempt to get to class without being bothered, some kids had a jambox blasting their lame music. And lesbihonest, in my opinion all music that isn't either Lady Gaga or Michael Jackson is lame. Like I would have no issue with them if they were just chillen on the grass with their headphones on, because they could enjoy the sun and their lousy tunes while allowing me to reach my destination unbothered. They literally had their speakers just to draw attention to themselves. I'll even admit, I am a huge attention whore myself. But I even have some small modicum of self respect not to make a goddamn fool of myself for the entire campus to witness.
And as if basic bitches need encouragement, Hopkins placed all those stupid colored chairs on the quads! Like it's bad enough these dumb kids lay around in the grass, let's give them chairs too while we're at it!
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