So I'm taking this stupid philosophy class to fulfill my dumb humanities requirement... The course description made it sound interesting but really it's just this douchey professor who throws around big phrases like "causal determinism" and "free will" just so he can hear himself talk.
So yesterday in lecture he gives us our first paper assignment, and hands it out on pieces of paper to all the students...
At the end of lecture I politely inquire "Would it be possible to email us this assignment?"
He responds: "NO I CANNOT! This is so you will come to class! Since you came it's for YOUR BENEFIT!"
Like really asshole? I simply wanted a digital copy because I will undoubtedly lose this piece of paper before the night before the assignment is due (which is when I plan to start it lol). This guy gets all up in my biznezz telling me it's good for me!! I really wanted to be like "FINE FUCK YOU TOO", but I refrained and simply left to go to my next class.
This experience was like when you go home for the holidays and your annoying aunt won't let you eat until you've said grace because she wants to save you from eternal damnation. Like bitch swerve I'm hungry, I'll take my chances.
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