So the other night I went to dinner at Outback... I know that's not a super swanky place, but it's not McDonald's so for my standards that's pretty damn classy.
Anyways, this brings me to my BIGGEST pet peeve in the whole world. People who bring young children to restaurants. If it was up to me, I would sentence these people to 50 years of hard labor in Siberia.
Like I swear to God, this drives me fucking crazy. When I go out to dinner, I want to have a nice relaxing experience and enjoy my meal. It never fails though, there's always that one family who has a loud, obnoxious, screaming, and crying child. Nothing can ruin a perfectly good meal as quickly as that. These people are so fucking inconsiderate!! I'm sorry but until your little shitbag is old enough to understand that they can't be an embarrassing public nuisance, you cannot bring them with you to restaurants. If you don't like that, you shouldn't have had the damn kid in the first place. You can have dinner out, or you can have young children. You CANNOT have both concurrently.
If I ever open a restaurant, I will institute a policy where no parties with children younger than 6 are permitted. It is simply unfair to ALL the other patrons when your bratty little turd starts screaming as loud as a Catholic mother watching the Exorcist.
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