This will probably be one of the most frequently bitched about topics on this blog - food. Specifically, how absolutely terrible (and extremely overpriced) the offerings here are.
Today I went to Levering between classes to grab lunch. I ordered a turkey burger with sweet potato fries and a soda from the grill station. Somehow they have taken what was already mediocre last year and made it downright terrible. Now one might think, "well what the fuck did you expect Jackson, it's a turkey burger. You should have ordered a normal cheeseburger." I would reply to this argument that ahhh yes, in any other dining establishment across the continental United States this would be true. But at the esteemed dining institutions here at the Johns Hopkins University, the hamburgers are so overcooked and dried out, they could be used as brillo pads. Foreal doe, you could drop one hamburger into a bathtub full of water and WHOOSH it would simply absorb all 30 gallons of water - it is THAT dried out.
So that is why I chose the turkey burger in the first place, because perchance it might not be overcooked to death. Alas I was wrong. It was more dry than an Amish person's sense of humor. And tasteless. I swear to god the biodegradable container it came in had more taste than the turkey burger itself. Now I will give credit where credit is due - the sweet potato fries were decent. I mean they weren't particularly hot or fresh or delicious but they could at least be eaten without grimacing.
But anyways, I digress. Moral of the story is do not order the turkey burger. Or anything from Levering for that fact. The person checking out in front of me got something from the noodle station and I shit you not it looked like diarrhea in a cup.
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