- The gym is 3 light-years away. Like I'm sorry but if I'm already out of breath and sweating before I even begin my workout, I'm turning the fuck around.
- The gym is HOT. Have you ever been to the cardio room? It is so hot I swear to God you could fry an egg on the floor.
- It stinks. Imagine a skunk sitting on your face. Welcome to the Rec Center!
- There are not enough machines. Unless you plan your arrival absolutely perfectly (like I'm talking about some kind of Ocean's Eleven mastermind plan kinda shit), the chances of you getting the machine you want are about as good as the chances of you meeting a sober Lindsay Lohan.
- All the Judgemental Judys that go there. Like seriously I know my life is a mess you don't need to remind me with condescending looks like believe me I'm fucking miserable already.
- Literally this:
Saturday, September 13, 2014
The Gym
Okay so this post is going to be a list of every excuse I've ever used to not go to the gym:
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That's why I love that Commons has a gym. I hate the Rec Center gym :/
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