So Wednesday night I was hungry at around midnight, and I really felt like a cheeseburger. Sadly the ONLY place to get a cheeseburger at midnight here is UniMini.
So I sorta get my shit together and head over there. Mind you I'm tired as fuck and not really feelin it. I'm in my pajamas looking like a goddamn hobo.
Anyways I put in my order, and then this huge group of kids come in. They're all dressed up - I'm talking about twig bitches in little black dresses and boys in ties. These kids were so obnoxious - they were obviously intoxicated. They were yelling profanities at the top of their lungs and just being a general embarrassment to society.
Believe me, I love profanity as much as anyone. But like come on guys, you're acting a fool. Compose yourselves. We are supposed to be the generation that cures cancer. Act like it.
How are you drunk on a Wednesday night like
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